Richie: Wow, I'm trippin' Patrick: No, no, don't trip. Both the powers intend to eradicate every trace of Jewishness in the country. Marcy is heard shrieking with laughter through the phone, until Peggy covers the receiver.) Peggy: Oh dear. Al is in a bed next to them, crying and fussing like a baby. Al's children, Bud (David Faustino) and Kelly (Christina Applegate), are carrying boxes down the stairs) Bud: Man, just when you thought all the disasters that could happen to Dad have happened to Dad... And we thought he was in a mood when they cut his hair too short. I'm a sucker for [inaudible], so this is excellent. In other words, the Axis powers use a "racial" definition of Jewishness, rather than Frink's matrilineal definition. A room full of newly circumcised babies, all crying. Seranov, the leader: Oh God, have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous Jews and not one of the damned. Seranov: Oh God, have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he would pray for the benefit of the Jews and he would curse the satanic pagans. Then we will dig a very big ditch in the ground and bury the ashes. At Briarcliff asylum, the sinister Dr Oliver Thredson (Zachary Quinto) takes Kit Walker (Evan Peters) from his cell to the common room to see Grace Bertrand (Lizzie Brocher) and meet their newborn son, Thomas (who appears to have been fathered by aliens when Grace was abducted). Thredson: Well, it's time for you to spend some quality time with your baby, Papa Kit: What have you done with him? He's perfectly right, of course, but since Archie Bunker is the arch-bigot, we're supposed to disagree with him. Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona. Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous Jews. Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your servant Sidona, for he was loyal to his religion and has sacrificed everything for its sake, unlike those pagans, may God curse them all. The fansite gives Mike's religion as atheist and Gloria's as none, so it's unclear why Joey had a circumcision ceremony. He is detained by the secret police for interrogation, ordered to strip and an officer gazes at him: Officer: Why aren't you circumcised, Mr Frink? Officer: We examined the records; your grandfather... Mike (Michael Nelson) exclaims, "It's a wanton, unauthorized bris! Richie: Yeah, I think we're looking for different things. Episode 2 The Japanese regime has an American, Frank Frink (Rupert Evans) marked for execution because they suspect him of being a subversive. Mommy married Daddy first, then made him go to the hospital. He is wearing a bright yellow muumuu with an ugly pattern on it. When the pusher fails to provide the answers needed, the woman with the sword slices at his genitals while the other women look on with excitement and, for one woman, sexual satisfaction.
Cheryl's sister Dana (Kimberley Williams) is a successful model. " Archie replies: "They give that to a kid before he gets circumscribed" (laugh track) Later, another family member asks who Irving is. Congregant: In my opinion, we should take the body of this infidel, Sidona, and bury it outside the ghetto. Frylock has been designing a deadly airborne virus, compressing it with helium and pumping it into balloons to be passed out at children's birthday parties.
Let's wrap his body in seven pieces of cloth and burn it to ashes. Take away this infidel before our earlier prayers reach the heavens and he is blessed. Raydolph: How did it work on the Jewish mice we sent you?
Lana : So, I must be having a stroke, because we actually agree on something.
Cheryl tells Dana, OK, you were right about not having Kyle circumcised. Archie replies: "Some Jewish kid who's still hurtin'." (laugh track). JOEY'S BAPTISM, first broadcast Monday, February 23, 1976 After Mike and Gloria refuse to have their son baptized, Archie stubbornly steals away to a church to douse the infant himself. The person who prepared Sidona's body for burial: Stop the prayer, stop the prayer. The person who prepared the body: Sidona was not circumcised. (He inspects the body.) This damned man may have been a pagan.
Later, on the phone, she says, No, Mother, its too late now at this age. Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor)'s daughter and son-in-law, Gloria (Sally Struthers) and Mike Stivic (Rob Reiner), don't want their son Joey to be baptised, so Archie sneaks off with the baby to church to get him baptised. Congregant: The tragedy is that we prayed for him, and on a holiday, no less.