” Hilton quoted an unnamed but undoubtedly reliable “source” on the matter: “Johnny and Amber have been having a lot of fun spending time with one another, but Amber keeps telling him she’s not interested in being with him in a monogamous relationship.
She says she feels she’s too young for him, but the main factor is Amber prefers dating women over men and has no interest in committing to a guy — even if he is Johnny Depp!
Ever since, Heard and Depp, 52, have been trying to out-smear each other in the media while denying various allegations each has made in court documents and in public via their lawyers and publicists.
On Tuesday, TMZ landed with a new story that Heard had her own troubles with temper-tantrums and domestic strife.
In a statement issued by Heard's publicist Wednesday, van Ree said two cops "misinterpreted and over-sensationalized" the incident."I (recall) hints of misogynistic attitudes toward us which later appeared to be homophobic when they found out we were domestic partners and not just 'friends,' " the statement said.
"It's disheartening that Amber's integrity and story are being questioned yet again.
Amber is a free spirit when it comes to love, and refuses to label herself as gay, or even bi-sexual, but it’s a fact that she is more attracted to women than men and the most meaningful relationships she has had to date have been with same sex partners.
Johnny and Amber get along great as friends with benefits, but where she’s concerned, that’s as far as it goes.” An anonymous source speaking from the great beyond notes that “Johnny Depp is sort of lesbianish though,” presenting this old photograph of evidence of his Sapphicism: Another anonymous source suggested that perhaps “Amber Heard read that Effing Dykes post about getting finger-banged by a girl with a Gemstoned Manicure and feared Johnny Depp’s weird hands and nails”: Prior to allegedly dating Johnny Depp, Amber Heard enjoyed a confirmed two-year relationship with gorgeous tall photographer Tasya van Ree, during which time she came out publicly.
(Now van Ree is dating Caroline Vreeland, great-granddaughter of the late doyenne, Diana Vreeland.)TMZ posted an audio purported to be recorded during the hearing.
But this news has been developing slowly, like film in the 90’s.
For example, in December, upstanding celebrity journalist Perez Hilton noted that “Amber Heard Can’t Commit to Johnny Depp; Only Wants His Pirate Sword!?!
Van Ree meanwhile has been active on her social media accounts.
Breaking news broke yesterday that Amber Heard, world’s most conventionally attractive queer lady, is no longer allegedly dating Johnny Depp and is now allegedly dating a hot French model named Marie de Villepin.